10 Reasons why Nijika is the best girl

1. She can smile.
2. She can walk.
3. She can sleep.
4. She can jump.
5. She is the cutest thing in the world.
6. She has yellow Doritos on her head.
7. She is so kind.
8. She is such an angel.
9. She is good at studying.
10. She is real—objectively.

Nijika waves at me

note: enough with totally satire(?) article, I am planning to turn this article into a literature review about how our goated Nijika impacted the anime community (e.g., 4chan, lowres and doomer weebs.), we learned what from this phenomenon and from her, some fun facts, et cetera.